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i should point out im not super active on here at the moment just cus there's more people i know on other websites
so until people really start moving here (and also i guess, until we kinda HAVE to move here?) i'm probably not gonna be super active

i should point out im not super active on here at the moment just cus there's more people i know on other websites
so until people really start moving here (and also i guess, until we kinda HAVE to move here?) i'm probably not gonna be super active

"sometimes"... i want 2 kiss girls... and that "sometimes" is "all the times"

do you think Link, after waking up in the Shrine of Resurrection, walked out into the ruins of Hyrule and was like o/' comin outta my cave and i've been doin just fine o/'

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gender reveal party. i open the airlock and we are all sucked out into the vacuum of space. you don't even remember being on a rocket in the first place

gender reveal party. the balloons are deflated and the cake's collapsed in on itself. i am having the time of my life

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wish the government shutdown meant like, no cops or empire instead of no food for poor people

You can’t just press A and casually call it a half-A press. You must understand, live the history and art of the A press.

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be wary of poison gas
but Huh. It's a now the real fight begins...

Butt Wars
I: The Phantom Menass
-β€œShe has more bootyclorians than Master Yoda”
II: Ass-crack of the Clones
III: Revenge of the Hips
-β€œShakira, Shakira”
IV: Miss New Booty
-β€œI Found You Now”
V: The Empire Got Back
VI: Return of the Jeggings

things that are queermisia
1) capitalism
2) distance
3) TF isnt real

just remeembered this image saved on my computer

i miss pokemon
and also i miss being super enthusiastic about it

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